Elon Musk Mystified That Tesla Employees Don't Want To See Him

One day after demanding that Tesla employees who work from home return to the office, Elon Musk said that he was “totally mystified and baffled” that anyone would not want to spend all day with him, Andy Borowitz wrote in his satirical The Borowitz Report for New Yorker.

Photo Insert: Elon Musk believes he is "likable, cool, and fun to be with."

“Here you have a group of people who have been starved of any personal contact with me for months,” he said.

“I thought they would jump at the chance to get a little Elon in their lives again.” Enumerating the benefits of spending time with him, Musk said:

“For one thing, I’m incredibly charming and interesting. If you work in the office, you never know when I might drop by your desk and just start talking at you. Fifteen minutes later, you’ve basically heard a whole TED Talk. You don’t get that kind of quality content at home.”

Additionally, Musk said “People love spending time with a disruptor like me. At home, you’re just doing what you’re doing all day with no interruptions. At the office, I might see what you’re doing, tear it all up, and tell you to start over. You can’t put a price tag on an experience like that.”

The Tesla CEO said that, all in all, those who refuse to come to the office perplex him because “I’m extremely likable, cool, and fun to be with. Everybody loves me and finds me fascinating. What’s wrong with these losers?”

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